Have you heard the one about alfred
a dangerous robot i'm told 
he's got lasers for eyes
and a microchip brain 
and his skin is terribly cold

(We've heard the one about alfred its strange, amazing, and true)
but now that we heard about alfred 
we'd like to hear more about you

I'm a rumor weed
(he's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed

(he's a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess
( he's a rumor weed)

(So what is a rumor)
Starts as a story
maybe it's true maybe not

But once you repeat it 
it's hard to defeat it 
now look at the mess that you've got

Alfred's a robot 
everyone knows
the story is all over town

Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
just like a big weed in the ground 

I'm a rumor weed
( he's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed

(he's a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess
(he's a rumor weed)

Don't start rumors 
no no
Don't rumors

Word can hurt they spread like a tumor
so play it safe and don't start a rumor

I'm a rumor weed
(he's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed

(he's a rumor weed
A tiny little story is all i need to make a big mess

A tiny little story is all i need 
(Better watch out for the rumor weed!)